#saitama x genos fic

[villainous-ace]

Office AU - Saitama x Genos

(Aged up characters)

Saitama, 35 year old office drone at a large corperate company. After working for 10 years he's only managing to be promoted to TL (team leader) of his department; co-workers and higher-ups taking advantage of his position to steal his accomplishments and push him down the ladder. Plus! losing all his hair at 25 and everything else he's just gone numb.

As he contemplates turning in his resignation for the umpteenth time for the day(though he doesn't have any slush funds to depend on). Enter high energy and serious 29 years young upstart Genos, a employee sent over from another branch after supposedly causing some tension in the other branch due to his attitude and un-bending and robotic like personality.

Desite being over qualified hes been handed off to Saitamas department. How troublesome. Saitama has no idea how to handle over serious passionate types, but whats even more troublesome...

is how embarrassing this guys praises and compliments are!!!!

It doesn't seem to matter how mundane or simple his instructions or advice is, this Genos guy acts like he's imparted some sort of great wisdom. He's even taken upon himself to start looking after him at work, bringing him lunch and all sorts of other unnecessary like he's a personal assistant.... or as his annoying coworkers like to put it.. his WIFE.

Poor disgruntled Saitama can't seem to catch a break, maybe he really should just resign

[scary-senpai]

Headcanon: Saitama has no idea what anything in the kitchen is called.

Genos had designed the kitchen, and Genos was a minimalist. There were no spice whoosits, no pot whatsits, not even those weird banana-holding thingamabobs. Everything was hidden in cabinets, and even the cabinet knobs were unobtrusive and discreet–if you weren’t looking for them, you wouldn’t know they were there. 

The original line was "spice racks, pot holders, and banana-holding thingamabobs" ... but because I am of the Disney generation, I cannot use one thing without the other, so now it's whoosits and whatsits galore. ^_^

[villainous-ace]

Adding this to the draw pile

YALLLL I WAS READING A GENOSAI WING FIC AND GOT AN IDEA

A Wings AU where everyone has wings best suited to their strengths.

Genos has metallic wings—feathers as sharp as blades and 14ft wide full spread. They're flexible, easy to use in combat and durable. Prior to becoming a cyborg, they were blond-yellow with blue tips on each feather. Blue for loyalty, trust, security and responsibility. Yellow for intellect, warmth, energy.

Saitama's wings are hidden away a majority of the time, an anomaly to most, if not every, person who's seen him, because hiding your wings was a sign of shame. Not taking care of them was practical harm to oneself, not showing them was seen as self-loathing. However, because he can't really get hurt, all there is is silent self-hatred, but he plays that off too, so everyone is aways confused about why he hides them.

It isn't until well into their relationship (whether platonic or romantic), and Genos asks him about it, that Saitama confesses why. Genos doesn't understand why Saitama dislikes his own wings (especially because Saitama hasn't described them at all other than the fact they "said the opposite of what he truly is".)

But, one day, in the middle of some battle—it could be high-tense or everyday bland—Genos is about to get his body destroyed. Saitama had just gotten a civillian out of the way when it attacked. So he had to think of something quick.

And before Genos knows it, something somes between himself and the attacker, shielding him without fail. A wing of gold.

A shiny gold—elegant and downright gorgeous gold and a breathtaking display of prestige, success, wealth, and prosperity. It shines brilliantly in the sun, outstretched in all it's beautiful glory. Civillians and the few heroes also around gasp in shock and awe as it stretches in an unabashed display.

Saitama used to hate these golden wings, because he believed his wings expressed the opposite of what he as a person does, and showcasing them to people would've been lying to them. People praised his wings to the moon and back, treated him with respect. To his face. Behind his back, he was shamed for "acting better than he probably was", shamed for an ego people acted like he had when really he used to be shy. He thought, just like everyone else, that it meant money and popularity and never, unlike Genos upon seeing them for the first time, syopped to consider it was meant to be showcasing his compassion. His positive influence on those he helped and the richness of kindness and goodness that he showed without hesitation.

[the-daiz]

ANGSTOBER 2024

—Along with a few fluff/whumptober

Synopsis; Where every day a certain angst prompt is assigned, and I will write a drabble based on how I interpret it.

I’ll mostly write for one punch man, with maybe a few exceptions. if there is a day where I don’t like the prompt, I’ll look for other prompts in fluff/whumptober I can use. I will probably skip a lot of days because I have exams this month and I need to organize school events. My schedule is quite packed.

–This is the first time I've ever participated in this (crazy).

–I'll be adding a song to each fic that matches the overall vibe it gives.

—You can find the full list on @angstober

BOLD, x reader ITALIC, Platonic x reader NEITHER ITALIC NOR BOLD/REGULAR, just a normal character fic

DAY 1: Again - Speed-o'-sound sonic [Again & Again] [A loving feeling] DAY 2: fluff! Rainy day - Speed-o��-sound Sonic [feenlayalik || فين لياليك ] DAY 3: Self-destruction - Kurapika [Why didn’t you stop me?] DAY 4: Skip DAY 5: Do better - Saitama [Dan the dancer] DAY 6: Skip DAY 7: Skip DAY 8: Growing pains - Genos [Sarah] DAY 9: Skip DAY 10: Skip DAY 11: Skip DAY 12: Rotten touch - Zombieman [Twighlight] DAY 13: Skip DAY 14: Skip DAY 15: False hope - Flashy flash [I don't smoke] DAY 16-25: Skip DAY 26: Persuasion - Flashy flash [Eric] DAY 27-31: Skip

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A few years ago I rated some OPM ships, I'm going to do it again and compare results to see if I changed my mind about any of the ships

Saitama/Genos: i ranked Genosai low last time due to Genos being 19, I was 16 at the time of making the list and I thought it was wild a 19 year old was being shipped with a 25 year old. Im 19 now and I’ve realised I shouldn’t take the ship too seriously since opm isn’t real, and both are adults so the age difference isn’t as big of a problem I made it to be. Both are mature enough so I no longer have any issues with the ship. The fanfictions and art for the ship are nice, and I like how much they both care for one another, which I think was made clear at the end of the MA arc if it wasn't obvious already. I’ll give the ship a 6/10, I like it but I’m not crazy about it.

Tatsumaki/King: At first I didn’t like this ship but I'm on board now! I think it’s cute. The fanfics for these two have won me since they have a good dynamic, and we get to see some nice Tatsumaki characterisation. In the manga, it’s nice to see that King is one of the few people Tatsumaki seems to respect and have faith in. My only issue with this ship is that Tatsumaki is under the impression King is strong af, which he clearly isn’t. Even though he isn’t omitting this information willingly, she doesn’t know who King truly is. I still love it though, 8/10.

Flashy Flash/Sonic: I love this ship too, and the manga and webcomic are to blame. I’ve always liked childhood friends to lovers troupe and that is what Flash x Sonic basically is. The fanfiction and fan art are great too, if you haven’t been able to tell already, the fanfiction and art do impact my view on these ships. 9/10, even though it’s my favourite opm ship, I don’t have much to say about it other than I think it’s great.

Atomic Samurai/Iaian. Ik I said a 6 year age gap is wild so you would think I wouldn’t like this paring because it’s a 14 year age. But Iaian is in his 20’s so I can at least turn a blind eye to a 14 year age gap. Again, I’m also a fan of this pairing. The MA arc in the manga has given Iaian a bigger role in the story and thus more dialogue with Atomic, it was really endearing to see how much Atomic cares for Iaian. 8/10.

Gorou/Badd. I know this ship is probably the second most popular in OPM but it’s ranked low for me because I don't really care for either character so I don't care for the ship much either. There's nothing wrong with it though, just isn’t my thing. 6/10

Fubuki/Psykos: same as the ship above pretty much. I see the appeal, but I’m not appealed. The fanart is cute af tho. 6/10

Drive Knight/ Genos: I became a fan of this pairing recently which really surprised me. I think this is mainly because it could go in multiple directions depending on Drive Knight's allegiance. The recent webcomic chapters are not helping. There's not a lot of fics out there for these two but the few I read are pretty nice. Also, there is this one artist, can't remember who they are, but the fanart they make for this pairing got me on board. 8/10.

[battydora]

BATTY'S MASTERLIST ₊˚⊹♡

─❝𝖎 𝖇𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗, 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙! 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖊! 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖓 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖎 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖆𝖗 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖎𝖙! 𝖎𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖑, 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍! 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊, 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 [ +1 𝔪𝔥𝔞 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔨 ]❞

wips: 0 | requests in progress: 0 | total: 0

❀: fluff | ღ: comfort | ♖: angst/hurt | ☄: suggestive/nsfw

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kinktober 2023 (unfinished)

— 𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐲𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚 | 𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗒𝖾𝗋

[☄] –“a hidden passion in the swordsmith village" (hotaru haganezuka x afab f. reader)”

[♖/❀] –“rengoku kyojuro and his gn!s/o adopting rengoku senjuro” (gn. reader)

[❀] –“how would sanemi and giyuu react to a surprise kiss?” (gn. reader)

[❀] –“how would kyojuro and sanemi react to a f!s/o that gets hiccups when she laughs?” (f. reader)

[❀] –rengoku's birthday collab fic (college au, gn. reader)

[☄] –“disobey” (hantengu clones, afab gn. reader)

[☄] –they lose a bet and they have to take a shot from your breasts (hantengu clones, afab f. reader)

[☄] –“something dirty” (rengoku kyojuro, gn. reader)

[☄] –haganezuka hotaru sexcanons (gn. reader)

[☄] –“slut?” (sekido, afab gn. reader)

[☄] –hashiras when they want to have sex with you but you are on your period (minus Muichiro & Iguro)(afab gn. reader)

[☄] –urogi nsfw scenario and headcanons (gn. reader)

— 𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚 | 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖺

[☄/❀] –“spreading and condoms for you” (tsunagu hakamada x f!reader)

[☄] –my personal take on my hero academia men (pro heroes) and their preferences in bed. alphabetically

[☄] –NEEDY (kai chisaki x gn reader)

[☄] –pro heroes on a night out (imagine)

[☄] –kai chisaki / overhaul 's nsfw alphabet

[❀] –poly headcanons with tsunagu & shinya (edgeshot x best jeanist x gn. reader)

[☄] –proheroes' reaction when you slap their asses (gn. reader)

[☄/❀] –ass grabbing (tsunagu hakamada x gn. reader)

[☄] –my hero academia men (pro heroes) trying their hand at pegging (f. reader)

[♖/❀/☄] –kissing his insecurities away (toshinori yagi x gn. reader)

[☄] –you sit on their crotch in the middle of the night (edgeshot, overhaul, hawks, shigaraki, afab reader)

[☄] –how my hero academia characters eat 😼 [adults] (gn. afab reader)

[☄] –"pushing buttons only takes you so far" (best jeanist x shimori kizatachi (oc))

[☄] –pros reacting to you pulling them towards you by their belt (edgeshot, best jeanist, eraserhead, snipe, midnight, gn. reader)

— 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐧 | ワンパンマン

[¿ ❀ ?] –saitama and genos domestic headcanons

— 𝐲𝐮-𝐠𝐢-𝐨𝐡! | 遊☆戯☆王

[❀] –asking them out (yugi, atem, seto, ryou, jonouchi, honda, anzu x f!reader) [ 10% . . . ]

— 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮!! | ハイキュー!!

[❀/ღ] –denying haikyuu boys cuddles (gn reader)

— 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 | 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋

[❀/ღ] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - i)

[❀/ღ] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - ii)

[❀/ღ] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - iii)

[☄] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - iv)

[other] –my s/i (kny)

[other] –mha oc

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

[maxineryx]

Before you follow !

English is not my first language. In shorter fics where gender isn’t specified, you may interpret the reader as anyone, however, I always write with a fem!reader in mind. I don't write character x character, or ships including the same gender. I don't post much. It might take me several days, or even weeks to post something. Sorry! This blog is not spoiler free. Some works of mine might include manga spoilers. There is no specific way the reader looks (unless it is requested). Sometimes I might refer to height, but other than that, reader does not have a description related to how they look. Some of my works may include suggestive themes, but I do not write smut. There might be dark themes used such as violence, abuse, mental illnesses etc. However all my works will contain warnings at the top if needed. I will not always reply or write what you requested, but keep in mind that I saw and noted. Might catch up to it later and will definitely let you know :)

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Fandoms and characters I am willing to write for :

Jujutsu Kaisen : Yuuji, Megumi, Gojo, Geto, Toji, Choso, Sukuna, Yuuta, Nanami

Attack on Titan : Eren, Levi, Jean, Armin, Connie, Reiner, Erwin

Demon Slayer : Giyuu, Tanjiro, Inosuke, Rengoku, Tengen, Sanemi

My Hero Academia : Deku, Todoroki, Bakugou, Hawks, Dabi, Denki, Kirishima

Seraph of the end : Guren, Mikaela, Yuichiro, Crowley, Yoichi, Shiho

Bungo Stray Dogs : Dazai, Chuuya, Tecchou, Atsushi, Ranpo, Akutagawa

Genshin Impact : Diluc, Zhongli, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xiao, Kazuha, Ayato, Alhaitham, Thoma, Albedo, Itto, Kaeya, Heizou, Childe

More : Ekko, Jayce (Arcane), Light, L (Death Note), Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul), Vanitas, Noe (Vanitas No Carte), Tomoe (Kamisama Kiss), Saiki (Saiki K), Kurapika, Chrollo, Gon, Killua (HxH), Saitama, Genos, Garou (Opm)

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Ships and Characters

Skyrim

My OCs + their ships. Farkas Vilkas Brynjolf

Fallout 3 Butch Cross Jericho Charon

Fallout New Vegas (if it’s not obvious, I really like the ladies in NV) Boone Lily Bowen Raul Cass Veronica

Fallout 4 All of the romance options Deacon Maxon The Raider bosses in Nuka World except the Black siblings

Fallout (TV Series) Ghoulcy Maximus x Lucy

Destiny 1 Any of my OCs Siobhan x Emyr Siobhan x Shaxx Siobhan x Uldren

Destiny 2 Any of my OCs Siobhan x Crow Siobhan x Shaxx

Dragon Age: Origins Any of my OCs established ships F!Cousland x Anora, F!Warden x Leliana, F!Warden x Morrigan, M!Warden x Morrigan, M!Warden x Zevran, F!Warden x Zevran

Dragon Age: Awakening F!Cousland x Nathaniel Howe, F!Cousland/Anders, F!Warden x Varel

Dragon Age 2 I’ll write for any of the characters and ships in DA2.  My favorites are: F!Hawke x Fenris, F!Hawke x Isabela x Fenris, F!Hawke x Varric, M!Hawke x Fenris, M!Hawke x Fenris x Isabela

Dragon Age: Inquisition I like almost all of the ships.  I struggle to write Solas so he’s just not available unfortunately.  Not that I don’t like his character, I just suck at writing him. My OCs and their ships, Dorian x Bull are some of my favorite.  I also love writing interactions that don’t involve smut for the companions as well.

Dragon Age Veilguard (when it comes out as I’m trying to keep away from most of the game information)

Mass Effect F!Shep x Kaidan, F!Shep x Ashley, F!Shep x Garrus, F!Shep x Tali (DON’T CARE IF THEY WEREN’T OFFICIAL, THEY EXIST TO ME).

Mass Effect 2 F!Shep x Garrus, F!Shep x Thane, F!Shep x Zaeed, F!Shep x Garrus x Thane, F!Shep x Tali, F!Shep x Miranda, M!Shep x Jack

Mass Effect 3 Same ship as 1 and 2.  I also write F!Shep x James Vega but in the non creepy Citadel DLC way.  That doesn’t exist in my canon.

Stardew Valley I’ll write smut about many of the characters in the game.  My one farmer is shipped with Harvey and my other is shipped with Leah.  If you give me characters I’ll make it work.  My only line in the sand is I will not write any cheating.

BG3 *waves hand to OCs* I’ll write whatever for them and their ships.  If you request BG3 just give me some options and I’ll figure it out.

Helluva Boss* Established canon ships!  I am loving the angst with Blitz and Stolas right now.

Hazbin Hotel* Established canon couples, Angel Dust x Husker (mostly fluff for these two because Angel Dust needs it).  I won’t write Alastor in any romantic ships.

My Hero Academia*

I mostly write Reader insert fics for MHA.  I also write ships between characters too.  Platonic fluff, found family, sarcasm, and anything that is G to T rating is for every character.  My main ships: Midnight x Eraserhead x Mic Midnight x Eraserhead Mic x Eraserhead Fatgum x Mirko Fatgum x Hawks Fatgum x Eraserhead All Might x Eraserhead Mirko x Shigaraki (Don’t question it, I love the toxicity of it) Compress x Twice Twice x Hawks Hawks x Dabi

Demon Slayer*

My OC x Rengoku My Demon OC x Muzan Reader Inserts for all the over 18 characters I also write platonic found family for all the characters

Kaiju No. 8*

Hoshina is my absolute favorite character in this show. Kafka Hibino is a close second Narumi (omg the anime did him a disservice so badly) Eiji Hasegawa Haruichi Izumo Iharu Furuhashi Reno Ichikawa

Any any platonic, fluff, cute stuff with any of the characters

Haikyuu

As everyone in the main cast is over 18 by the end of the manga, I’ll write all the characters.  It’s mostly Reader Inserts but I’m open to OCs and character x character ships.

One Punch Man

Saitama Genos Atomic Samurai Blast Zombieman

[rayadraws]

Tagged by @unfortunatelycake ! Thank you!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

46

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

474,023

3. What fandoms do you write for?

One Punch Man

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

- Metallic Koala, 724 kudos

- We're just helping them, 766 kudos

- Egg x Toaster oneshots, 962 kudos

- Who Is She?, 1813 kudos

- Demon Cyborg's livestream, 2545 kudos

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I'm really bad at doing it, but I love every single one I've received! I guess I don't reply much because it'd mostly be me yelling 'thank you!!' over and over (I do mean it though!)

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I don't do true angst, but overall I guess it might be The Danger of Trust, in which Kuseno dies. I wouldn't call the ending angsty though.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I think practically all my fics have happy endings, most happy, hm... I think I will say the Old Boys series because it implies a long happy life together to get to the point of when the stories take place.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I don't -think- so, not on my fics specifically that I can remember anyway.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

It happens. Pretty standard stuff lol.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I don't think I've written any yet...

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I've granted permission when asked, but I don't know if the translations were carried out.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not exactly, but many of my fics come out of discussing an idea or concept with friends, using our shared ideas etc. When this is the case it'll say in the fic notes.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

Saitama/Genos!

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Years ago I drew a vague monk/fire demon AU thing, which got a fair few likes. I wrote a chapter one for a story about but never could continue it - I don't -have- a rest of the story and it was so long ago that I wouldn't know where to start. I should probably post what I do have to the oneshot collection.

16. What are your writing strengths?

This is really hard for me to answer. I enjoy writing dialogue a lot and I think I'm decent at writing it in a way people actually speak, you know?

I also try very, very hard to finish what I've started. My unfinished WIPs are all things I've never posted, everything I've posted I've finished (or they are series without defined endings that can stand alone).

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Rushing. This shows as poor grammar, typos, rushing through the story in general. I think "filler" content is tough. For the grammar, to some extent I'll also put the blame on english not being my first language.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Not something I typically do. It was a plot point in one oneshot that Saitama learned an english phrase to tell Genos, I think that's the only time I've done it. Although on that subject, it could be funny to write Kuseno and Genos talking in english over Saitama's head lol.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

OPM is my first and so far only.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Oh, that's tough, I'm very self-critical. I like some of my oneshots a lot, it can be fun to build a small story around a particular scene. Three Princesses or Drunken Friends for instance.

For separate works, I enjoy writing Old Boys a lot (and that one started in the Oneshot collection too, ha).

Tagging @guardiandae @reptile-ruler and @blairtrabbit

[mp100ficrec]

A Pleasant Family by Philiah

Fic can be read HERE.

Fluff, Crossover (One Punch Man), Family. Completed. Rated: G. Word Count: 5811

Pairings: Genos/Saitama, Reigen Arataka/Serizawa Katsuya, Hanazawa Teruki/Kageyama ‘Mob’ Shigeo, Kageyama Ritsu/Suzuki Shou, Past Reigen Arataka/Saitama

Trigger Warnings: None

“(Mob Psycho 100 x One Punch Man Crossover)

“You’re visiting Seasoning City?” Genos asked, his eyebrow ever so slightly raised to show the tiniest bit of surprise.

“Got some family to visit, like my mom, dad, little brothers,” Saitama replied, back facing his disciple and a manga in hand. “Been a while too, I kinda miss them.”

Silence, except for the sound of Genos scrubbing the plates and Saitama flipping a page of his manga.

“Do you,” Saitama cleared his throat, turning another page a little too soon, “want to come with?”

OR

Basically an AU where Saitama is a Kageyama but you know what's funky? Kageyama Saitama, Saitama Kageyama. That name is. That name is funky.”

[swagship-sideblog]

Pinned! Read for info!!

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[art tag]

The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

[villainous-ace]

Modern AU Genosai Fic Outline

Genos , [freshman college]:

An overly optimistic and straight laced student who, despite his serious nature has a pension for getting in trouble due to his unyielding personality and blunt way of speaking.

Is a engineering and robotics major.

Saitama, [Freeter]:

had no interest in college deciding to work odd jobs for needed cash, spends the majority of his time exercising,  reading manga watching anime, hanging out with his friend King, looking after the house and cutting coupons.

Plot outline:

After Genos gets himself tangled up with some delinquents on his way home from school Saitama steps in to help him (either on his way home from grocery shopping or maybe taking out garbage or something at his part time job) The scuffle ends with saitama winning but it results in his groceries being damaged and/or him getting fired. Genos feeling "indebted" to Saitama (but its very clear to the reader that hes infatuated by Saitama and wants and excuse to get close to him) ends up tracking him down desperate to repay him. After his persistence Saitama agrees to let the kid do some chores at his house. Friends to lovers ensues.

#pining #unrequented love #unrequented to mutual pining pipeline #idiots in love #god just go out already ect.

[scary-senpai]

Wanpanmas request: Garou expected to spend Christmas alone. He most definitely did NOT expect Demon Cyborg to show up with a cake... for Garou?!

Ooh! I love this. Is it weird that when I imagine any interactions between Garou and Genos, Saitama is never far behind? I think it’s because I want all 3 of them to be friends… and if I’m writing Garou x Genos, it feels only appropriate to flip the usual “Genos relentlessly follows Saitama, obvious to circumstances where he’s become a bother” dynamic into “Saitama relentlessly follows Garou and Genos, oblivious to circumstances where it’s like a date situation and he’s become a third wheel.”

Anyway I’m very excited to write this and I made a little outline this morning. It looks like a script because that’s how all my first drafts look. Here’s a sample:

[[Genos anxiously stands outside Garou’s door, holding a bûche de Noël]]

Genos: Saitama-sensei advises that true heroes serve those in need

Garou: …the fuck? you think I’m ‘in need?’

Saitama, probably hiding in a plant or something: of cake! in need of cake!

[[tense, startled pause]]

Saitama, stepping forward: I mean… who couldn’t use some free food once in awhile, right?

Garou, to Genos: the hell is he doing here

Genos: supervising.

Garou, sighing: fair enough.

FYI I am still taking requests for (short) Wanpanmas fics! More info here <3

[unfortunatelycake]

Chapters: 1/6

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Relationships: Saigenos

Additional Tags: Summer Saigenos 2022, Prompt Fic, Summer, Getting Together, Day At The Beach, Camping, Stargazing, Heatwave

Summary: During the middle of a heatwave, Saitama realises he is in love.

But he isn't going to do anything about it. Unless... ...If he actually tried, maybe this could be good-- once he finds the moment and the words to speak up, anyway.

Prompt: Beach/ice cream

Notes: It’s @summersaigenos​ week! Hurrah! 

Cramming 6 days worth of prompts into one fic, one chapter per prompt. Trying to keep the chapters short, because I've written A Lot in the MDZS/TGCF fandoms lately and may be a tiny weeny little bit burned out, but I miss writing these fools ♥

The guys suffer from a heatwave in this, because I was suffering in a heatwave when the prompts were released, so of course I had to inflict the infernal heat of Hades onto them too. ^_^

[criscura]

((like always, **heed the tags**))

Hello, yes, this is the fourth chapter of the villain hitman AU, aka the fic that was only supposed to be one chapter, aka the one I meant to be my kink dump

So anyway please enjoy this 10k of fluffy puppy love

[batneko]

Wizard of Nods, chapter 1.1

For nanowrimo I’m writing a fic that will be mostly adventure with some mumarou for spice. And I’m posting what I finish every day because it’s my blog and I can.

[next]

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Chapter 1. Kansas

Garou wasn’t expecting visitors. He hadn't lived in the building long enough for the landlord to come around for rent, and the neighbors weren't exactly the friendly-introduction type. So when there was a knock on the door he carefully peered through the peephole to decide whether to answer.

He saw a gleam of light on a bald head, and decided against.

Garou was half considering barricading the door with something (not that he had furniture) when he heard Saitama's voice say, “Are you sure he's in there?” And Demon Cyborg's smoother voice reply, “Someone is.”

Damn. He was caught.

Garou cracked the door, trying to pretend he'd just woken up, and said, "What?"

“Hey,” Saitama said, with an awkward wave. He was dressed in an ugly hoodie and cargo shorts, despite the chill of autumn. Garou had never seen him outside of his hero uniform. At least… not that he remembered. Head injuries could be funny like that.

Not wearing his hero uniform was a good sign, so Garou opened the door a little wider. Just a little.

“Can we come in?” Saitama asked, gesturing at his companion. Demon Cyborg was just as put-together as the first time Garou had met him, though he'd conceded to the weather with a scarf wrapped around his neck. Which he probably didn't need.

“Why?” Garou asked.

“I kind of want to ask you for a favor,” Saitama said. “And it's gonna take some explaining.”

A favor. Garou had certainly never expected that. What could the guy who knocked his dreams out of him want from Garou?

“I guess,” Garou said, and finally pulled the door as wide as it would go (the floor was uneven so it stuck a little) and stood aside to let them in.

Both politely removed their shoes as Garou watched. He didn't have slippers for visitors. He didn't even have slippers for himself, making do with double socks. If they were expecting tea or snacks they were out of luck.

Saitama didn't react to the empty room, sitting down where Garou indicated, though Demon Cyborg got a little crease between his annoyingly-perfect eyebrows. Garou sat a cautious distance away, near the window, where he could throw himself if things got dicey.

“Okay, so,” Saitama began, then paused for a long moment. “I'm trying to think of how to explain this without using The Matrix.”

“You can use The Matrix,” Garou said.

He sighed in exaggerated relief. If he didn't dress the way he did Garou would wonder if all this goofiness was an act, but no – it seemed the strongest man in the world was a huge dork.

“Okay so, there's a big plant monster that's dragging people into The Matrix,” Saitama said. He gestured vaguely, an expansive shape. “They think it used to be a lotus. It changed in an apartment building and took over like three floors before anyone noticed, it kinda... grabs onto your head with tendrils, and you won't wake up even if they're cut off.”

It was a horrifying thought. “So it's using people like batteries?”

“Uh... I don't know. Maybe? Nobody seems to be hurt by it, though it's only been a week, so, maybe they'll die if we don't get them out of there soon?”

“Why are you calling it The Matrix then?”

Saitama snapped his fingers and pointed at Garou like he'd just asked the million-dollar question. “Because some people woke up! On their own!”

Demon Cyborg cut in, apparently realizing that his sensei wasn't really good at exposition. “It seems to be something like a shared dream,” he said. “Everyone has reported seeing the same thing, like their everyday lives but better. Improved. Stronger personalities have a stronger effect on the dream, so those whose desires conflict with those realize things don't make sense and wake up.”

“How do you quantify a 'strong personality?'” Garou asked.

Demon Cyborg raised his eyebrows slightly. He looked almost impressed. “You're right, I'm simplifying. It's impossible to say for sure why some people are able to impose their desires on the dream more than others. But professional heroes certainly have strong personalities, and since they began entering there have been large changes.”

“People're getting hurt,” Saitama added.

Demon Cyborg nodded. “Bruises, cuts, and other injuries have begun appearing on the dreamers.”

“Crap,” Garou said. “This is one of those 'you die in the dream you die in real life' situations, huh?”

Saitama and Demon Cyborg both nodded. “It would seem so,” Demon Cyborg said. “A few of the people who woke up confirmed that monsters did not appear in the dream until stronger heroes arrived. Only heroes want monsters in their dream lives.”

Garou said nothing.

“And not even all of them,” Saitama added.

“Yes, I suppose so sensei, but-”

“Anyway,” he said quickly. “You're wondering what this has to do with you.”

Garou hadn't, he'd already been planning his strategy to fight a plant. “Uh, yes.”

“The lotus hasn't taken any monsters,” Saitama said. “And we know that some lived in the building.”

“How do you know-”

“Don't worry about it. Since you were a monster for a minute, I think maybe you'll be able to slip past the thing.”

“Get in close and burn it, you mean?” Garou asked. “I don't see why it has to be me. Isn't Demon Cyborg mostly metal? And doesn't Child Emperor have plenty of gizmos to do it?”

“Yes and yes, but we don't want you to burn it. People don't wake up if they're cut free, remember?”

“So what do you want me to do?”

For a brief second, Saitama's eyes lit up. “Jack in.”